Me: L, why did you just rip his paper?
Student: I didn't do it!
Me: You did. I watched you do it. I was standing right here.
Student: I DIDN'T DO IT! My brain did it!
Me: You control your brain, you need to make better choices.
Student: I can't control what my brain does.
Me: Well, then I think you need to tell your brain to make better decisions.
